Non-alcoholic and mercifully small

Woody Allen opens Annie Hall thusly:

“There’s an old joke – um… two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of ’em says, “Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.” The other one says, “Yeah, I know; and such small portions.”

That’s the best comparison even we can find for Bavaria’s Fruity Rosé. We love nips. But the point is to consume less high-alcohol beers. What’s the point of canning an “alcoholvris,” Dutch for alcohol-free since Bavaria is The Netherlands’s second-largest brewery, “beer” 15 centiliters at a time? While departing the opening gala of Dutch Beer Week, I snagged one of these clearly intended as party favors or to help people rehydrate. It tastes just like fruit berry punch, but in addition to raspberry, cherry, and blueberry concentrate, it also contains barley malt and hops. No mention of gist, yeast, so it’s not exactly surprising they achieved 0,0% alc. instead of, say, 0,5. Maybe the demure size is to prevent us from getting a sugar high.Image

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